October 24, 2004
Ribbed For Her Pleasure
When I finished my drink after lunch Saturday, I let Dorothy play with the bottle. She loved chewing on the cap, which had a "ribbed" texture to it:
For all you people who thought that the title of this entry was referring to something else, even in this family-friendly blog....get your mind out of the gutter! ;-)
Posted by Tom Nugent at October 24, 2004 10:40 AMSince I have been accused by the Blog's Board of Directors (well, to be honest, only one of them actually complained) of not doing my job of providing my usual edgy commentary, and I am getting paid to provide the counterpoint for all of the cuteness and "awwwww" moments, I will appease my empoyers.
The fact is, I'm not sure what I am supposed to say. I mean I get that the bottle top has ridges, and to a teething baby this may be a new and interesting sensation, but I don't see the abject humor in it.
To me "ribbed for her pleasure' means that a woman goes out to dinner, and her dinner has a side of barbecue ribs. I'm not sure that's funny, but I would find a side of ribs a pleasurable experience.
Posted by: Tom at October 28, 2004 10:21 AM