I overheard this comment in an elevator on Friday: "If you think a wife is expensive, just wait until you have a daughter."
Posted by Elizabeth Nugent at September 12, 2004 09:55 PMAre you more worried that Tom thinks you're very expensive to keep around, or that Dorothy will be.....ah heck.....its more about Dorothy, isn't it?
6 new pairs of jeans....$550
3 new blouses...$92
socks that are "just right"...$22
hair dye.....$25
tattoo...$153
phone bill for the month...$6,723
ticket to see Spicy Chocolate in concert...$150
not having to hear your daughter complain that you are a fascist dictatorship trying to run her life so differently than her friends....priceless
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Posted by: Tom at September 13, 2004 10:47 AM